You can buy ANYTHING on e-bay.
Recently I needed an “extension” cord but I accidentally bought an “existential” cord.
When I hooked it up it put me in touch with some Beatniks circa 1955. They had cooked up a batch of very special mushrooms and a bunch of brownies with a special extra taste to them.
I am presently floating about twenty feet above my apartment complex. There is a very nice purple man named Zogpoo floating by me who is looking for his second cousin.
Has anybody seen him?