I pointed out in an earlier blog that I had less chance of being elected President of the United States than I did of being chosen as the new pope.
As I predicted, I was not elected pope.
You may wonder why I have not made a public concession.
I am not yet conceding defeat because the results were very, very close.
There are over a billion Catholics on earth. I lost the election by less than two hundred votes. When my campaign manager demanded a recount, his request was not only denied, but he is being held for mental observation.
The whole thing was blatant and outright discrimination. The United States elected a Catholic president in 1960, but there has yet to be a single Baptist elected pope, much less someone who is whateverthehell I am.
It is perfectly clear that my defeat was entirely the result of bigotry and Hate, and my campaign manager has assured me that he plans to take it to court the minute they let him out.