B. U. G. S.

– Bareassed Amphibians

Some years ago I did a Whitakeronline.org (see the archives) article called “Kinky Sex.”

After I had hooked readers with the title, I explained the article was about economics. Why would Sweet Ole Uncle Bob use a dirty trick like that?

I taught economics in college.

I taught a basic economics course at 8 am on Monday morning.

Everybody in the room, including me, had a BAD hangover.

Basic economics is a required course in many curriculae. It is BORING.

Basic economics is boring at best. But at 8 am on Monday morning in a hungover class it was TORTURE for me and the students.

So can you blame me if I snuck my discussion of economics in under the title “Kinky Sex?”

I went to the XXX section of my local DVD store and rented the Muppet Movie, “Kermit’s Swamp Years.”

One Muppet Frog in the movie is accused of wearing a certain type of pants, so he shows he wears no pants at all by showing his Muppet doll backside. In the “commentary” version of the movie Kermit announces this was the most controversial scene in the movie, the first time the backside of an amphibian has been exposed to public view.

I was a bit disappointed.

But if I can use “Kinky Sex” I guess Kermit can use a bareass amphibian.

I still think it’s a ripoff, though.

It’s like back in the 1950s when my brother and some friends of his, all in their teens, were delighted to find that they could get into something called “The Passion Play.”