Archive for November 1st, 2005

The Satanist Scandal

Posted by Bob in Musings about Life on 11/01/2005

There is a First Church of Satan in California which, like any other church, is tax deductible. But a lot of people woud love to catch them doing something nasty.

What if this happened?

A reporter goes undercover pretending to be a Satanist and he discovers a brutal, bloody ritual. He discovers that whenever a male child is born into the sect, there is a party where a Satanist with no medical training and no anesthetic cuts a pice off of the newborn boy’s sex organ.

Everybody woud raise hell about such a indecent and vicious practice.

Unless, of course, the Satanists could prove they were JEWISH Satanists.

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New Orleans Voted for the Crook

Posted by Bob in History, How Things Work on 11/01/2005

A lot of people died in New Orleans and the city was destroyed largely because of the political crooks there. And the incompetents.

Politicians were so busy handing out corrupt contracts and stealing public money that the city’s flood protection was completely out of date. There were penty of warnings about this, but the politicians were too busy feeding their kickback contractors to concern themselves with it.

Business as usual destroyed the City of New Orleans.

When David Duke won the Republican nominaton for governor in Lousiana, Republicans and Demorats supported his opponent, a business-as-usual politician who later went to prison.

Edwards, Duke’s opponent, was so well known as a business-as-usual crook that the bumper stickers said, “Vote for the Crook. It’s Important.”

The only thing that was important was stopping Duke.

Duke got 60% of the white vote, but enough whites and the slavish black vote put Edwards in.

New Orleans voted for the crook.

New Orleans was destroyed.

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