Every now and then the subject known euphemistically as “the birds and the bees” comes up. Everybody but me seems to know all about it.
SIDE NOTE:
I always puzzled over that phrase, “The birds and the bees.” I even tried putting a bird and a bee in the same cage. The result was not the least bit erotic.
Anyway, back to our story. When the topic of sex comes up, I reply, “I don’t know anything about sex. I was married.”
So it gives me distinct pleasure to be able to make a comment on this subject.
As we have all been reminded ad nauseum since September 11, the Moslem Paradise includes a huge number of houris for each man. A houri is a renewable virgin. After the guy has sex with one, she reverts to being a virgin again.
I would NOT want a renewable virgin. I have had my quota of virgins, one. After all, one female got to remove MY virginity. If he has any empathy at all, the LAST thing a decent male would want to do is force women he cares about to have sex for the first time, over and over, throughout eternity. It is PAINFUL for her.
Maybe houris are in their Hell.
But empathy is not exactly an Islamic trait, apparently. No one ever wonders wonders whether a Moslem WOMAN gets a lot of handsome MEN when she gets to Paradise.
#1 by Shari on 08/03/2006 - 4:22 pm
I read somewhere that Islam says that hell is full of women. Islam hasn’t much use for women, but of course muslim men have to have SOME use for them, or no more muslim men. By the way, I saw a while back the new queen of Jordan on TV. She was stunning.Beautiful. She wore no headcovering but her manners put the western newsbabes to shame. She was straight forward but very courteous. She acted as if she was representing more than just her very important self.
#2 by Shari on 08/03/2006 - 4:48 pm
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I forgot that earlier. Maybe I got deleted. Oh well, another thought I have had is that I can’t think of a more childish view of paradise. Very childish men, and women with no personality at all, just a cronic state.