I have gotten a number of letters from Ed McMahon, who never lies, telling me I am inches away from winning ten million dollars. He has written me for years, so the time must be near.
Besides that, I have gotten e-mails from several lotteries telling me I have won their Grand Prize.
If that isn’t enough, I keep getting urgent e-mail from Africans explaining that they are telling me, and only me, that they have access to a hundred million dollars and if I will help them with only a measly few bucks, I can have a major portion of it.
I PAY money to do this blog. So my soon-to-come wealth wouldn’t seem to be a problem. But being wildly rich is a full time job. When I have to spend all my time drinking and womanizing down in Aruba, can I keep this up, too?