B. U. G. S.

Francis Collins Sings lyrics:

I came, I bought the books, lived in the dorms, followed directions

I worked, I studied hard, made lots of friends that had connections

I crammed, they gave me grades, and may I say not in a fair way, and more, much more than this, I did it their way

I learned so many things although I know, I’ll never us them

The courses that I took were all required, I didn’t choose them

You’ll find that to survive its best to play the doctrinaire way

And so I knuckled down and did it their way

Well yes there were times I wondered why I had to cringe when I could fly

I had my doubts, but after all, I clipped my wings and learned to crawl

But in the end, I had to bend and I did it their way

But now my fine young friends, now that I am a full professor, where once I was oppressed, I’ve become the cruel oppressor

With me, I hope you’ll see, the double helix is a highway

And yes, you’ll learn it best, to do it my way

Well I am just a man, what can I do, open your books, read chapter two

And if seems a bit routine, don’t talk to me, go see the dean

You can fail to the victor’s hail, and go do it your way