Gar 5 did some thinking and came up with these for our section called “Whitakerisms”
The more money we pump into the education system, the stupider we get.
Truth is stranger than fiction, maybe that’s why people prefer fiction.
A bad generation will raise a worse generation.
Intelligence is knowing what to do. Wisdom is knowing what not to do.
The Roman empire lasted as long as the Romans did.
The smallest things have the greatest effect.
Rotten eggs make the whole cake taste bad.
If statistics ever changed anything, statisticians would be driving fast cars.
If there is an afterlife, it’s going to be chaos – all those enemies in the same place for an eternity!