William Johnson, chairman of the American Freedom Party, is a highly successful attorney.

Unfortunately he has forgotten the mantra of his profession:

“A person who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

By the same token, a person who writes his own stuff when he has one of the top staffers in history at his disposal is, well, not being real bright.

So he treated me like all Luncheoneers have treated me.

I was writing robocall scripts. Johnson decided to support Trump, and “Make the AFP a mainline success.”  He didn’t just reject everything I had done, he just told Laura the AFP would become what it wanted to be: a mainline opposition party.

All the robocalls were turned over to the Class Act, Jared Taylor.

They wrote their speeches.

I have been doing speeches on the borderline, supporting mainline candidates with our own message, but without causing them to reject us. Even the SPLC said that I am an expert at knife edge politics like that.

Jared and William wrote some robocalls. William told Laura they were wildly successful.

An SPLC rep quoted the parts of those speeches that were amateurish to Trump and Trump immediately disvowed the AFP.

This month our Chairman wrote robocalls denying that the AFP is “racist.”

He also cut Laura’s salary by fifty percent and withdrew the original deal where she would only work for me.

The reason for the cut is that the AFP isn’t getting the same level of contributions it was enjoying when they announced for Trump.

Gee, whiz, I wonder why?

Taylor and Johnson totally outclass me in the Luncheoneer column. But I have been paid to write speeches for people who, if they had lunch with William or Jared, would make their whole Luncheoneer career.

Luncheoneers who write their own stuff when they have me available are like people who decide to be their own lawyers.

Those people run themselves into a train wreck.

Which is what the AFP just did.