Archive for May 4th, 2005
Latest From the Papal Election Recount
I would like my supporters to know that I have not yet conceded the election of that other guy as Pope. When a person refuses to concede in American politics, it leads to a great deal of ill-will.
I am proud to announce that my opponent, the present Pope, has not said a word about my refusal to concede. Neither has the media.
They are being real sports about the whole thing.
As to my campaign manager, who demanded a recount, he is being treated very well.
They are giving him solid food now.
I HATE Telephones!!!!!
Would you like a sure formula for going nuts?
Try making your living being an idea man and having Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) big time like I do.
You finally find the ideal solution: e-mail. You can write your idea down fast before it disappears.
You start to do it and the phone rings.
You are in the middle of something and an IM pops up.
I have phone mail so I can ignore the phone. I never answer an IM.
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BTW: IM = Instant Message like on AOL
Replies to Mark
Posted by Bob in Comment Responses on 05/04/2005
I approved comments by Mike but I can’t find them to answer.
So here goes:
2005-5-4 @ 10:05:19 pm [ Edit – Delete – Unapprove ]
Mark ( email redacted / ) (IP: …)
BTW: IM = Instant Message like on AOL
Uh, bob — er, I mean, “Mr. Idea Man”, — hate to break this to you but we all knew what IM stood for ten years ago. LMAO.
Mark: So did I, more than ten years ago. That last was added by my team. LYAO
2005-5-4 @ 10:05:15 pm [ Edit – Delete – Unapprove ]
Mark ( email redacted / ) (IP: … )
Which reminds me, I suppose the phone must’ve rung when you were reading my last email asking you questions about the nation of Turkey — you know, the one you didnt’ reply to yet. Thanks for setting the record straight. I don’t feel left out anymore.
Mark, as I just pointed out, I have Attention Deficit Disorder. If I leave out an answer, ask me again.
And by all means, LYAO
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