I would like my supporters to know that I have not yet conceded the election of that other guy as Pope. When a person refuses to concede in American politics, it leads to a great deal of ill-will.
I am proud to announce that my opponent, the present Pope, has not said a word about my refusal to concede. Neither has the media.
They are being real sports about the whole thing.
As to my campaign manager, who demanded a recount, he is being treated very well.
They are giving him solid food now.
#1 by Mark on 05/04/2005 - 10:23 pm
What’s all the fuss about wanting to be pope, Bob? You’re not even Catholic for Pete’s sake!
#2 by Bob on 05/04/2005 - 11:27 pm
You mean I’m supposed to make sense in an election year?