General Zhukov was a Soviet commander in World War II.
He tried Coca-Cola in some parties with Americans and he LOVED it.
But Coca-Cola was a symbol of capitalism and it was banned in Stalin’s USSR.
So the Coca Cola company made up special batches of Coke for General Zhukov. During World War II, fifty years before the clear cola came on the market, they left out the caramel coloring so it was a clear liquid and put it in cases marked Vodka.
This was especially funny to me because I had spent many years in my active alcoholic stage trying to make people think that my rum with coke ( actually it was more rum with a splash of coke) was just Coca-Cola.
But Zhukov’s life depended on people’s believing he was drinking straight vodka.
I am sure Stalin knew what was going on, but he couldn’t spare Zhukov. So Zhukov got away with it.
I didn’t.
The fact that I smelled like a distillery and was staggering drunk, so nobody was fooled into thinking I was just drinking Coca-Cola.
But in that condition, I never noticed.
#1 by Pain on 05/23/2006 - 3:25 pm
This is hilarious!
#2 by kane on 05/24/2006 - 9:53 am
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The guy was frozen alive I believe. Maybe Stalin found out his little secret…
#3 by kane on 05/24/2006 - 9:57 am
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Actually he made it though Stalin’s purges. The soviet spy who spied on Germany + Japan and started with Z and got frozen to death was someone else.
#4 by Derek on 05/24/2006 - 6:09 pm
This is totally unrelated but I don’t know if you ever check your e-mail…
I was listening to Michael Savage last night and he said that we needed a radical right-wing revolution built around borders, language, and culture, but NOT race. Doesn’t sound all that radical to me.
reminded me of something you said a while back in one of these posts.
#5 by Tim on 05/24/2006 - 7:58 pm
“This is totally unrelated but I don’t know if you ever check your e-mail…
I was listening to Michael Savage last night and he said that we needed a radical right-wing revolution built around borders, language, and culture, but NOT race. Doesn’t sound all that radical to me.
reminded me of something you said a while back in one of these posts.
Comment by Derek — 5/24/2006 @ 6:09 pm”
Good news that he is saying this. Derek, these issues are all TRAP DOORS right to the RACE issue. It is inescapable—once it starts with Culture it is a slippery slope. Savage and the Jews are concerned that they are going to be left out —they are scared to death of RACE. But the more you say it is EVERYTHING BUT RACE—-the more people realise —-IT IS RACE AND NOTHING ELSE.
#6 by Pain on 05/25/2006 - 6:43 pm
Excellent, Tim.