Archive for June 8th, 2006

My Commenters’ Revolution

Joe, Peter Pain, Tim, Elizabeth, Shari, Anonowitz and all the rest of you, I am not so proud of you as I am of Bob.

It isn’t that you comment, but that you realize how superior you are to the tens of millions who have not outgrown their college “educations.”

When you look down on them, when you LAUGH at them, you are realizing a spirit that my life has , after many years of thought and experience, been devoted to.

All those years they have blocked intellectual developement. All those years they have used the shallowest devices to stop reasonable thought in its tracks. It has been an agony for me to spend my life trying desperately to get the simplest piece of logic through.

It is a special pain to know that you are dealing with retards who are put on pedestals.

I don’t care about the pedestals. If they could be like European royalty, clothes horses nobody took seriously, I could just laugh and go on.

But the judges running around in black dresses are really, seriously considered to be The Constitution of the United States. Those Harvard professors are really regarded as INTELLECTUALS.

Those preachers and priests waving their arms over disgusting mixed couples are really looked at as Confirming God’s Covenant.

The O’Reillys and the Colmses are really regarded as Both Sides in some kind of National Debate.

And it is MY country they are Both Sides of.

There is no debate here.

It is your world or it is their world.

Everybody knows that.

There is no debate over the Iraq War. It is product of decades of silly reactions by silly people.

Schools have FAILED.

It has all FAILED.

SAY so.

Revolution.

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Joe

In response to Tim– notice how the commenters are taking over — I LOVE it ! — Joe responds to the fact that Ann Coulter just wroe another bestseller that says “Liberalism is not Like a religion, it IS a religion.”

Joe says,” Oh, get serious. Ann Coulter is a crap sandwich. You better hope that Whitaker’s stuff doesn’t get to Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter is as phoney as a nine dollar bill. Don’t think for a minute that she is on your side if there is a side to be on.”

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Joe is saying thathe is emabarrassed to think that Bob, whom he takes eriously, is in the same league with the Coulters and O’Reillys.

He’s right.

That makes me feel GOOD, because you people, like Joe, the few who MATTER, know it.

But, Joe , nothing makes any difference to me but the POINTS.

I have spent my whole life getting congressmen to realize that the libertarian crap of “free movement of goods, technology, and LABOR” ignored the point that labor VOTES.

I finally got congressmen to SAY that, and it took political effort and just plain genius you wouldn’t imagine.

People keep asking me who my hero is the present political landscape.

I keep explaining that in order to BE in the present political landscape you have to be liberal or a respectable conservative.

THEY can’t understand that.

YOU can. So don’t got mindless on me.

It took O’Reilly a couple of years after WOL started hitting the line to start drooling, “Liberal programs never WORK.”

It took Coulter the same delay time to start saying “Liberalism is not LIKE a religion, it IS a religion.”

Joe, with all gratitude, please try to remember that I did not CHOOSE to be born in an age of intellectual midgets.

But let Ole Bob deal with those midgets. I will get the messages through DESPITE them.

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Shari

Shari says,

“I don’t go ballistic and my faith isn’t shattered. I know that there is something wrong in the church.”

MY REPLY:

Shari, dear, you have just defined what faith IS.

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Black Pilots

I wrote this in the Blog before, but here it is from Stormfront:

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The great blessing of Stormfront to Old, OLD Bob is that you give me a license to meander.

When I was in Intelligence, the first rule was to send Bob to the worst places imaginable. So I got onto planes in Africa which contained blacks carrying live CHICKENS on board.

I do nor normally defend African intelligence, but there was a reason for this. If they had taken any form of chicken MEAT on board, frozen or otherwise, they ran into regulations.

A lot of whites laughed at the live chickens and pigs on board, but they made sense inthe circumstances.

Black IQ is not hte highest, but they, unlike the Europeans laughing at them, understood that all government regulations made sense.

But there came a time when it was decided that blacks had to be introduced into the cockpit. You can’t have Trans-Africa Airlines, a comination fo Free African States’ official civivl aviation section, if all the pilots are white.

So they introduced a few black COpilots.

People refused to fly on the planes.

Guess who refused to fly on those planes?

Whites knew what a copilot was.

Blacks only saw a black man up in the cockpit where a white man was supposed to guarantee them safety.

I don’t know what happened in more civilized areas. Maybe the cockpits in the New South Africa are all black.

Back then even the Civilized, Progressive areas wouldn’t allow black pilots.

That was not where they sent Ole Bob.

Oddly enough, I felt SAFER with a black co-pilot where they sent ME.

In the areas where they sent ME, every plane contained at least one white person who flew his own plane.

In the bush, bush pilots are common. The blacks did not want to go up with a black in the cockpit because they didn’t feel SAFE with a black up there.

The blacks, chickens and all, trooped off the plane when a BLACK man went up front. Every one of them voted a straight African Liberation ticket. Every one of them was convinced that black men would run the government for THEM.

But going up on a PLANE with a black man in the cockpit?

You gotta be NUTS!

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The Origin of the Sexes

Most of you are too young to remember this, but the Moon was formed about four and a half billion years ago when a planet bigger than Mars slammed into the original earth.

The previous earth is referred to now as Earth Mark I. The planet that slammed into it is now called Orpheus.

Her real name was Orphea.

I know that Orphea was the origin of women because she slammed into Earth Mark I TWICE. Orphea bounced away and hit Earth Mark I again.

I know that Orphea was the female and Earth Mark I was the male because Orphea, many millions of megatons of solid matter, smashed into Earth Mark I the first time and Earth Mark I STILL didn’t get the POINT.

So she hit him again.

I know whereof I speak. Not all of the wrinkles on my face come from age. A lot of them are slap marks.

So the guy who wrote, “Women are from Venus, Men are From Mars” just got his planets wrong.

The seeds of life from Orphea produced women, the ones from Earth Mark I produced men.

I am deeply sorry to announce that, as usual, the marriage isn’t lasting. When the Moon first formed it was only 14,000 miles away, roughly the same distance my dates used to sit from me.

The Moon is now 23o,ooo miles away and is receding an inch and a quarter every single year. In a few million millennia the divorce will be complete.

This may strike many of you as a very slow separation.

You need to keep in mind that four and a half billion years ago was a more conservative time.

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