Archive for December 23rd, 2009

Meter Maids and Mommy Professor

It is pathetic.

It is pathetic when a grown man stays a child. He is raised at home and then goes to college and Mommy Professor turns him into a standard and packaged PC at age eighteen.

And he stays that way the rest of his LIFE.

And no one is dumber than a dumb man who is convinced that he’s SMART. I think that is why Mommy Professor encompassed what I was saying with it. These people go straight from Mommy to Mommy Professor and they are stuck there for life.

The big difference is that their real Mommy told them what she said was RIGHT, not that it was SMART.

Back when not everybody went to college, we had a saying, “All freshmen are socialists and atheist.” It was as routine our lives that each year a new group of freshmen would be overwhelmed by their professors and begin to parrot them. But upper classmen were SUPPOSED to outgrow that.

Today, they don’t even realize it is a STAGE. You can’t be a baby bear all your life.

But you also aren’t supposed to be a cub all your life, either.

Sure a first year kid is impressed by a professor’s claims to fame, but most people back then knew that professors had ZERO life experience. So you got over Mommy Professor. It was part of the trip to adulthood.

But for most people now, that step, the bear cub, is the end. They end up like hippies and environmentalists, forever adolescent.

A commenter had my problem with Mommy Professor, referring to him as “she.” But a documentary solved that for me. It was about people harassing “meter maids” in Britain. Every single meter maid was a man. A Mommy Professor can certainly be male.