The path to becoming a BUGSER is very, very tricky.
It is also almost invisible.
The guy who gets all the notice always has perfectly combed hair, not just in the latest style, but in the LATEST style.
LATEST latest style.
The guy or girl who exercises real power over your future and your children’s lives forgot he HAS hair about two o’clock that morning as his third cup of forgotten coffee sits in its third redundant cup.
His salary is at LEAST hundred grand less then Mr. Latest Style’s. His face is very familiar to the public, one of these you see all the time but can’t put a name to.
If you are a reporter and you want to know what one half of the political spin is, coast to coast, you do what you always did:
You go to Mr. Latest Style. He will hand you your Latest Exclusive.
You fill in the blanks and go home.
Mr. Forgotten Hair will go to talk to some other Barber Challenged types and gets on with the process that will end with The Latest Insider Surprise to be handed to the “journalist” by the Latest Hair.
Somewhere in this chain all this Original Thinking will be one who does his hair without giving a damn, though everybody seen with him had better know the latest to the minute.
As to income, this gentleman gets whatever looks best.
As you damned well knew before you saw this article.
BUGSER read my opinions. But not one BUGSER has asked me what my Yule or Christmas statement on the stunning Election Day may be.
They have also not asked me anything about male hair styles.
BUGSERS have also failed to beg me to have lunch with them.
We are concentrating on what the Latest Exclusive will be in a few weeks.
In our society, that will never make you rich or famous.
But SOMEBODY’s gotta do it.
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