Archive for January 12th, 2006

Sex Education

As Peter says in the article named “Peter” below, it is amazing where your mind goes when you are in a company which is exchanging real thoughts.

A mind is indeed a terrible thing to waste, and when you don’t think and express your thoughts here you are wasting mine.

So doing the last article directly below this one made me start thinking about a true Whitakerism.

As I say, a True Whitakerism comes from thinking about a point that is so overwhelmingly obvious thatno one else ever gives it any thought.

The theory behind Sex Education is that if children know all about sex at an early age, they will be able to handle it better. Sex Education is said to be the solution to our spiraling rates of rape and illegitimacy.

It finally occurred to me that there IS a population in America that knows all about sex and have practiced it almost since the day they were physically capable of doing so.

This population consists of the vast majority of what we call “African-Americans.”

It must be worth getting bused all the way across town for the average black kid to hear some sex education teacher theorize about sex.

I remember when I worked in a prison that a major source of amusement was the Prison Psychologist.

This guy had a master’s degree and he honestly believed that prisoners were nice people trapped by the System.

So he believed every word they said.

Prisoners would go see the psychiatrist just to tell people everybody, including me, about the what this guy actually BELIEVED.

Another Whitakerism: prisoners who have commited violent crimes also tend to LIE.

There’s not a lot to do in prison. So prisoners would think about what to tell the prison psychologist taht would make a good story.

One trip to the psychologist after the prisoner had come up with some things nobody could possibly listen to without laughing and dropping on the terminally sympathetic psychologist gave the rest of the population a great laugh for days.

Prisoners would COMPETE to seeif there were any limits to this guy’s credulity.

So the ghetto kids being bused home from a Sex Education class must have laughed their backsides off after Sex Education. The teacher with all the degrees could have learned a lot from them, but of course people with degrees are immunized against learning anything from anybody.

Naturally if the theory of sex education is true, the African-American population would already have solved the problems of rape and illegitimacy.

The prison psychologist and the sex education specialist probably have some statistics that prove they have.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

No Comments

Sex, Rednecks and Hicks

Some critic once wrote of a book:

“Some of it is true and some of it is new. ”

“Unforunately nothing new in it is true and nothing true in it is new.”

“I’d give it a miss.”

My knowledge of sex falls into the exact same category. What I know that is new about sex can be comfortably fitted into a matchbox with the matches still in it, but what I know is NOT true about sex would fill volumes.

But my main job in this blog is to express exactly what you are thinking and to amuse you while doing it.

I expect my discussion of sex to do exactly that.

My whole life has been spent building up a total contempt for people who are trying desperately to be “sophisticated.” Hick, redneck, ANYTHING is better than being accused of trying to be one of those pathetic little self-styled sophisticates the Southern white suburbs and country clubs are so infested with.

By the same token, I have steadily built up a truly militant contempt for guys who talk about how sexually sophisticated they are.

Naturally I have made up a joke that goes with this particular bit of tired contempt:

“From my conversation with other men, I have concluded that I am the only heterosexual male who did not lose his virginity before he lost his umbilical cord.”

Men who are secure in their manhood don’t brag about sex. The ones who do are the ones who do the talking, so my joke is very nearly true.

Every time guys start talking about sex, they say they not only lost their virginity before the rest of us reached puberty, but the girl they did it with said they were better than any man she had ever lain with.

The adult males in the room remain quiet, but another guy of this sort then pipes up and claims he lost his virginity even earlier and did it better.

The original speaker is then reminded of an earlier incident.

And so it goes, down to the umbilical cord bit.

If I am ever more or less forced to make a remark by somebody saying he saw me with some attractive girl and I probably started early with my gift of gab, I have a standard reply:

“No, I was a late bloomer. I did it late and I did it badly.”

This is the exact equivalent of my reply to some “sophisticate” who indicates that I am a fellow sophisticate. When I reply that, under all my education, I am still a redneck from Pontiac, South Carolina.

It is an expression of bored contempt.

Nothing is a grosser insult than some sex-braggger including me as one of his fellow sex-braggarts or some pitiful little aspirant to “sophistication” counting me among his kin. But I try to react kindly by a self-deprecating joke instead of breaking into the physical violence I would like to commit on him.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

4 Comments

Hciks, Rednecks and Our Graduate Seminar

This is the first graduate seminar in history in which the professor has explained why he calls himself a hick and a redneck.

I did that in the article below, which is repeated here because I inserted it, along with my explanation, into the Townhall (main) section of Stormfront. In doing so I explain once again exactly what my commenters in “Bob’s Blog” are expected to do for me by way of nonmonetary tuition fees:

In Stormfront TH:

There was some discussion among my commenters, who are really making me hop, about my constant reference to myself as a rednecka nd a hick.

That discussion made me think the question in a complete way that no man can do on his own.

Here is what I came up with:

From Bob’s Blog:

In response to my article “CL,” Don says,

“I like the hick bit. I like that fact that hicks can have more common sense and be more in touch with reality than a thousand social scientists (ha ha, what a joke, these idiots think that by using this word that can take avantage of the cachet attached to real scientists) combined. long live hicks.”

“Having said that, what is a hick anyway?”

At the far end of Long Island away from from New York City is a city called Hicksville. The island of Long Island is larger that the state of Rhode Island and so Hicksville was a long way from New York until fairly recently. Long Island was in fact mostly farm country, so Hicksville was very much a country town.

On one end of Long Island you were in New York City. On the other end you were a hick, which I suppose is a hortened form of hickvillian or something similar.

This endeth the etymological lecture for today.

I call myself a hick for the same reason I called myself a Methodist when that was still a church. The word “Methodist” was a term of abuse invented by Wesley’s enemies. But I don’t know what the church was called before because Methodists were so proud of the condemnation that they adoped it as their official name very early on.

You know tht “Yankee Doodle” was written by a Britisher to make fun of Americans and it was quickly adopted as the official song of the Revolution. The term “Baptist” was originally a word invented by people making fun of the insistence on full immersion at baptism.

If you ask a Baptist minister or a Methodist ministger what the name of his church was before it adopted the term of abuse as a matter of pride, he won’t know.

I am very bad at coming up with lists, but the list of names people proudly use for themselves that were originally terms of abuse would make a very long paragraph. I know that in my youth Southerners proudly referred ot themselves as “Rebels” and that is still the name of the University of Mississsippi football team. When I worked in the Polish steel district of Chicago inthe 1960s they would not let me refer to them as “Polish.”

They were “Pollacks” and proud of it.

British conservatives call themselves Tories, which originallly meant an Irish highway man. The main opposition party in America before the Republicans was The Whig Party. American revolutionaries had called themselves Whigs as opposed to the Loyalists, who called themselves Tories.

But Whig, the name opponents to the Tory Party called themselves in England, was originally exactly the same as Tory, a term of abuse. In fact, just as tory meant an Irish highway robber, whig meant a Scottish highway-robber.

In fact to people a century before, the adoption of names like whig, rebel, tory, methodist and baptist would be as strange as the NAACP changing its name to “The Niggers.”

In fact the latter indicdent has already happened. When blacks started calling THEMSELVES blacks, it wasw an act of defiance.

The switch from “Negro” to “black” occurred at the same historical moment that blacks elected the first black president of hte NAACP that it had had in its sixty-year history. It came with Black Pride. No one ever mentioned “Negro Pride” or “COLORED pride.”

A “Newgro” or a “colored” man was above a non-white man, and his ambition and the ambition of Boasian Jews was to get rid of that color and assimilate himinto the white community.

When I say “hick” I am associating myself with the old Hicksville side of Long Island. I have not the slightest ambition to be good New York City type or a Yankee — hence “Rebel” — nor was my circuit rider grandfather the least bit interested in being mistaken for an Episcopalian, the folks who labeled us Methodists inthe first place.

When you adopt the term of abuse the enemy uses it is an open declaration that you are anxious above all for people to know you are NOT one of the group doing the abusing. The worst name they can think of is much better than being mistaken for one of them.

In fact, when people ADOPT the term of abuse it is the most vicious insult you can throw at your enemies.

In fact, I have already seen a number of conservatives use the term “respectable” for the exact purpose of distancing themselves from it, “The respectable answer to this would be …”

That deprecation of the word “respectable” is a symptom I have seen many times before when I have turned a word into a killing insult. The delay between the time I started using “respectable conservative” and the appearance of other terms and arguments I came up with into the public dialogue.

The term “respectab le” was never a term of abuse among conservatives before my introduction of “respectable conservatives” in Whitakeronline in 1998. It must come up a LOT at conservative cocktail parties in DC.

Like “Political Correctness” the term “respectable cosnervatives” gave a NAME to something people were heartily sick of but could not identify quickly.

I have routinely told people that the term “redneck” now just means any white man with balls. It wasn’t many years after I started saying that the top country hit was “Redneck Woman.”

And by the way, “country music” was also originally a term of abuse.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

1 Comment

Don and the Hick Image

In response to my article “CL,” Don says,

“I like the hick bit. I like that fact that hicks can have more common sense and be more in touch with reality than a thousand social scientists (ha ha, what a joke, these idiots think that by using this word that can take avantage of the cachet attached to real scientists) combined. long live hicks.”

“Having said that, what is a hick anyway?”

At the far end of Long Island away from from New York City is a city called Hicksville. The island of Long Island is larger that the state of Rhode Island and so Hicksville was a long way from New York until fairly recently. Long Island was in fact mostly farm country, so Hicksville was very much a country town.

On one end of Long Island you were in New York City. On the other end you were a hick, which I suppose is a hortened form of hickvillian or something similar.

This endeth the etymological lecture for today.

I call myself a hick for the same reason I called myself a Methodist when that was still a church. The word “Methodist” was a term of abuse invented by Wesley’s enemies. But I don’t know what the church was called before because Methodists were so proud of the condemnation that they adoped it as their official name very early on.

You know tht “Yankee Doodle” was written by a Britisher to make fun of Americans and it was quickly adopted as the official song of the Revolution. The term “Baptist” was originally a word invented by people making fun of the insistence on full immersion at baptism.

If you ask a Baptist minister or a Methodist ministger what the name of his church was before it adopted the term of abuse as a matter of pride, he won’t know.

I am very bad at coming up with lists, but the list of names people proudly use for themselves that were originally terms of abuse would make a very long paragraph. I know that in my youth Southerners proudly referred ot themselves as “Rebels” and that is still the name of the University of Mississsippi football team. When I worked in the Polish steel district of Chicago inthe 1960s they would not let me refer to them as “Polish.”

They were “Pollacks” and proud of it.

British conservatives call themselves Tories, which originallly meant an Irish highway man. The main opposition party in America before the Republicans was The Whig Party. American revolutionaries had called themselves Whigs as opposed to the Loyalists, who called themselves Tories.

But Whig, the name opponents to the Tory Party called themselves in England, was originally exactly the same as Tory, a term of abuse. In fact, just as tory meant an Irish highway robber, whig meant a Scottish highway-robber.

In fact to people a century before, the adoption of names like whig, rebel, tory, methodist and baptist would be as strange as the NAACP changing its name to “The Niggers.”

In fact the latter indicdent has already happened. When blacks started calling THEMSELVES blacks, it wasw an act of defiance.

The switch from “Negro” to “black” occurred at the same historical moment that blacks elected the first black president of hte NAACP that it had had in its sixty-year history. It came with Black Pride. No one ever mentioned “Negro Pride” or “COLORED pride.”

A “Newgro” or a “colored” man was above a non-white man, and his ambition and the ambition of Boasian Jews was to get rid of that color and assimilate himinto the white community.

When I say “hick” I am associating myself with the old Hicksville side of Long Island. I have not the slightest ambition to be good New York City type or a Yankee — hence “Rebel” — nor was my circuit rider grandfather the least bit interested in being mistaken for an Episcopalian, the folks who labeled us Methodists inthe first place.

When you adopt the term of abuse the enemy uses it is an open declaration that you are anxious above all for people to know you are NOT one of the group doing the abusing. The worst name they can think of is much better than being mistaken for one of them.

In fact, when people ADOPT the term of abuse it is the most vicious insult you can throw at your enemies.

In fact, I have already seen a number of conservatives use the term “respectable” for the exact purpose of distancing themselves from it, “The respectable answer to this would be …”

That deprecation of the word “respectable” is a symptom I have seen many times before when I have turned a word into a killing insult. The delay between the time I started using “respectable conservative” and the appearance of other terms and arguments I came up with into the public dialogue.

The term “respectab le” was never a term of abuse among conservatives before my introduction of “respectable conservatives” in Whitakeronline in 1998. It must come up a LOT at conservative cocktail parties in DC.

Like “Political Correctness” the term “respectable cosnervatives” gave a NAME to something people were heartily sick of but could not identify quickly.

I have routinely told people that the term “redneck” now just means any white man with balls. It wasn’t many years after I started saying that the top country hit was “Redneck Woman.”

And by the way, “country music” was also originally a term of abuse.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

No Comments