Most of you are too young to remember this, but the Moon was formed about four and a half billion years ago when a planet bigger than Mars slammed into the original earth.
The previous earth is referred to now as Earth Mark I. The planet that slammed into it is now called Orpheus.
Her real name was Orphea.
I know that Orphea was the origin of women because she slammed into Earth Mark I TWICE. Orphea bounced away and hit Earth Mark I again.
I know that Orphea was the female and Earth Mark I was the male because Orphea, many millions of megatons of solid matter, smashed into Earth Mark I the first time and Earth Mark I STILL didn’t get the POINT.
So she hit him again.
I know whereof I speak. Not all of the wrinkles on my face come from age. A lot of them are slap marks.
So the guy who wrote, “Women are from Venus, Men are From Mars” just got his planets wrong.
The seeds of life from Orphea produced women, the ones from Earth Mark I produced men.
I am deeply sorry to announce that, as usual, the marriage isn’t lasting. When the Moon first formed it was only 14,000 miles away, roughly the same distance my dates used to sit from me.
The Moon is now 23o,ooo miles away and is receding an inch and a quarter every single year. In a few million millennia the divorce will be complete.
This may strike many of you as a very slow separation.
You need to keep in mind that four and a half billion years ago was a more conservative time.
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