Archive for June 15th, 2016

What Makes Godzilla Look Like A Lame Kitten?

From the first moment of the movie, Godzilla is titanic, a force of nature one never even imagines.

And he’s dead meat.

Ferocious Godzilla’s life span as the Monster of the Universe is limited by another factor.

We call it “chatter.”

We call it “just talk.”  photo hillsniper01.jpg

His death is not dependent on the action of Great Heroes.

He will live until some guy who can’t fly because he wears glasses gets a report through to HQ. They will then chatter a command to some other guy sitting at a desk. Soon Godzilla, and Godzilla’s big brother, are strictly past tense.

When I worked on Capitol Hill one of  the best stories, which could have been true, was about an office manager who had worked at the Defense Department.

Until she misplaced a regiment. She put an entire combat regiment into the wrong base in the wrong state.

That regiment could have had a nuclear weapon. That regiment would have taken out Godzilla.

She mixed up the communications and misplaced it.

BUGS is group dedicated to bringing chatter to a professional level.

We have made things go viral and we may have discovered a new rule that groups who fund raise under the present system have to cripple themselves in terms of the power that would vaporize Godzilla.

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