“***But please help us focus here. I think there are very many people who read this blog, but don’t post comments because they are unsure what you want.”
— Peter Pain
Mark replies:
Peter, don’t fret; Bob’s just pissed because I wouldn’t apologize to Hardric for his unwillingness to condemn the welfare crowd. If Bob can’t get his way he’s gonna’ stomp his cane and shake his finger until the neighbors all know his milk’s curdled. It has nothing to do with anything other than ego and old age irritabiliy. On the positive side it shows he still has spark. On the negative side it makes him look like an old coot. Either way, we’re gonna’ hear about it.
ME:
Needless to say, Mark’s wrong. I’m Practically Perfect in Every Way.
But Mark is saying more or less what I said below. This is a rough and tumble crowd. The person you must be satisfied with is YOU.
I just want Mark to get off this and on to something else, but the point we have here is CRITICAL: You should realize that, if you stick your finger in here it can get bit, just as I bit Mark’s and he bit mine.
If you can’t deal with that UNDER A CHANGEABLE PSEUODONYM, you won’t do us much good out in the real world anyway.
#1 by Bob on 08/21/2007 - 6:32 pm
You BETTER not get mad at me!
I’ll get my teeth out of the glass and bite your ass off.
#2 by BoardAd on 08/21/2007 - 9:49 pm
Look out Mark, they’re gonna get you!
#3 by Pain on 08/21/2007 - 10:16 pm
“If you can’t deal with that UNDER A CHANGEABLE PSEUODONYM, you won’t do us much good out in the real world anyway.”
If he samizdatchiki sent faxes, how did they hide their phone numbers? Or couldn’t they care less?
#4 by Alan B on 08/22/2007 - 8:49 am
Here is one for Bob. My girlfriend watches QVC a version of the home shopping network. Often a customer will call in and discuss how much they love a product they love and at the end of the conversation the QVC host will say, BYE BYE. It dawned on me that maybe what the host was actually saying was, BUY BUY.
#5 by kyle on 08/22/2007 - 4:50 pm
Bobs teeth? Then who did I dig up last night…
#6 by mderpelding on 08/22/2007 - 7:38 pm
Mark has been “unrepentant”.
Thats a good thing.
#7 by Bob on 08/23/2007 - 8:57 am
I’m gonna get the fonofabitch that ftole my teef.
#8 by Kyle on 08/23/2007 - 9:45 am
oh no! Bob can’t eat his porkchop… *runs away*
#9 by kyle on 08/24/2007 - 12:47 am
http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=60086
U.S. explorers said on Wednesday they have found signs of human habitation hundreds of feet below the Black Sea where a catastrophic flood occurred about 7,500 years ago, which some scientists say is linked to the biblical story of Noah.
Explorer Robert Ballard, famous for discovering the wreck of the Titanic, said his National Geographic expedition found a ”rectangular structure,” possibly that of a building, about 310 feet below the sea’s surface, indicating people lived there before a massive flood inundated the area.
“It’s architecture and artifacts were of the Neolithic bronze age, which is from about 7,000 years ago,” said Ballard. The team’s chief archeologist, Fredrik Hiebert, described the finding as the “Pompeii of landscapes” and said it was typical of the wattle and daub homes seen on land.
“This is a major discovery that will begin to rewrite the history of cultures in this key area between Europe, Asia and the ancient Middle East,” said Hiebert, an archeologist from the University of Pennsylvania.
#10 by Sys Op on 08/27/2007 - 11:37 pm
Needless to say, Mark’s wrong. I’m Practically Perfect in Every Way. -BW
Bob… you just know I love it dearly when you use my line so perfectly. We’re in yet another minority group together. 😉
#11 by Bob on 08/28/2007 - 9:30 am
SysOps, you mean you’re Mary Poppins?
Damn, and here I thought you were the Wicked Witch of …
Oops! Scratch that.
#12 by Sys Op on 08/28/2007 - 11:42 am
Stop scratchin’ Bob. I can play either part, looks and all, and sing as well. But… I’m havin a hard time with you in a dress.