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The New Bug

Posted by Bob on September 1st, 2007 under Bob


The old bug looked like a fat and happy insect in a bad mood. This one looks lean and hungry, like “yon Cassius.” He looks like he won’t lapse into niceness, but will keep stinging until the enemy is PAINFULLY DEAD.

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  1. #1 by Hardric on 09/01/2007 - 9:41 am

    I once had some creatures of whom this bug is eerily reminiscent teach me a painful lesson about the consequences of home invasion.

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  2. #2 by Lord Nelson on 09/01/2007 - 10:21 am

    Hey Coach, I like the new look!

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  3. #3 by Pain on 09/01/2007 - 3:46 pm

    Don’t forget to check out the artist’s website: http://www.dixieoutpost.net/ .

    That bug is you, Bob.

    You notice he is out of the box.

    He is also ornery and eager to sting.

    Yellow jackets live in a hole in the ground and will give their lives to defend their people. They will sting and sting again until they are killed.

    I thought of a yellow jacket as the bug for the following reason. Here’s a story.

    I was mowing the lawn one day on my John Deer 111, when I rode over some dirt divers’ hole. One stuck himself on to my shirt and stung me again and again until I crushed him.

    When I was done mowing, I was still so mad, I went after them with a shovel. I was pretty good at swatting them and not getting stung for several minutes. Then I was stung.

    I kept swinging, they kept stinging.

    I was stung 23 times.

    They aim for the eyes.

    “Fine”, I said to myself, “I always wanted to know what it felt like.”

    So I came back at night, dumped a jug of kerosene down their hole and BURNED THEM ALL!

    I stood and watched the flames flicker for a good hour.

    Man that felt good.

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  4. #4 by Pain on 09/01/2007 - 10:10 pm

    Bob:

    The new look is Brain’s work.

    He put it into effect by himself. Without him it would not have been done.

    Three cheers for Brain.

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  5. #5 by Sys Op on 09/02/2007 - 3:38 am

    Brain’s work with an incessantly unsatisfied cohort. Fast, determined, resourceful and motivated. Hot stuff these guys.

    🙂

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