Archive for July 13th, 2005

More Jawbone

In our day the jawbones of asses have killed a lot more people than Samson ever did.


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In the early days of whitakeronline a lot of people who considered themselves the Voice of God denounced me regularly.

One of them was terribly upset that I used the word “halfass.”

He said it was obscene.

“Halfass” means half the intelligence of an ass, exactly as that word is used in the Bible.

You know, the Bible, the book these Voices of God claimed to be experts on.

Samson killed a bunch of his enemies using no weapon but “the jawbone of an ass.”

Now if the part of the body this guy thinks I was referring to had a jawbone, that would be a true miracle.


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