Archive for June 20th, 2004

No Need to Restate the Obvious

Please, have mercy on an a old man! My latest book, “Why Johnny Can’t Think, America’s Professor-Priesthood,” does NOT “show there is leftist bias on campus.”

I recently got some clippings from two different female relatives that “say what you said,” that there is a leftist bias on college campuses.”

No, I did NOT “say that there is a leftist bias on campus.” No, Einstein did NOT “say that the speed of light is real fast,” No, Isaac Newton did NOT “say there is something called gravity.”

What would Einstein have done if someone had said “I think light moves real slow. You got to prove light moves fast.” He would have called the loony bin. What would Isaac Newton have done if somebody said, “There ain’t no such thing as gravity.” He would have acted like the guy didn’t exist and then hit him in the face if the fellow got in his way.

I do not try to prove that light moves real fast, or that gravity exists or that college campuses have a fanatical leftist bias. If you actually open the pages of “Why Johnny Can’t Think,” you will find that I say that that is the kind of thing dumbass respectable conservatives dedicate books to, not intelligent people.

Every sane person knows that light moves fast. Every sane person knows there is such a thing as gravity. Every sane person know that colleges are fanatically biased to the left.

PLEASE don’t insult me by saying I am trying to prove any of those things. Please don’t send me forwards and news paper clippings to show how morons are trying to prove these things.

No intelligent person will spend one minute “saying what you said, that there is a leftist bias on college campuses.”

If you waste time debating that, you are too much of a fool to get any real point made.

If you want to see how to cover that whole argument in two minutes, you will want to READ “Why Johnny Can’t Think.”

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Dimwitted Brits

When Winston Churchill was born, the British Empire ruled a major portion of the world. The English were the richest people on earth with the exception of the Americans.

When Churchill took power in Britain and led the country into war in 1939, Britain had lost much of its wealth and a generation of its best in World War I. But its workers were still the best-paid in Europe and it still had an Empire on which the sun never set.

When Churchill died in 1965 Britain was just one cold, wet little island. Economically Britain was the sick man of Europe. Hundreds of thousands of British workers went to Germany, where the pay was twice as high as in England and the taxes much, much lower, even on workers.

In 1965 about the only thing Britain had left was tens of thousands of statues of its Great Hero, Winston Churchill. By then, even the Soviet Union had taken down the statues of Churchill’s Friend and Ally, Joseph Stalin.

Lenin Worship has ended now, even in Russia. But the poor little dimwitted Brits still worship Winston.

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A Lesson in PC from Tourette’s

A military man was telling me about an enlisted man who had Tourette’s Syndrome. Tourette’s Syndrome is a DISEASE that makes a person suddenly spout out obscenities and other things he wants to suppress. He will be talking and suddenly will spout out the very words he wants to say least.

This poor guy tried hard, but they had to kick him out of the military. They were able to overlook his obscenities and his comments about white peoples’ mothers, but he started using RACIAL epithets and the blacks kept beating him up. The kept disciplining him and finally had to let him go.

I asked the military man if they disciplined the blacks for beating up somebody they knew had Tourette’s Syndrome. He looked startled and replied, “No.”

I asked him if they would have discipline a WHITE man who beat up this man for saying something bad about his mother. The military man replied, indignantly, “Of course!” He then gave me a short lecture about how a man in uniform is supposed to show DISCIPLINE.

If he’s white. Now please don’t think the lesson here is that poor little white guys are being discriminated against, like everybody else does. Whites are always getting kicked around and I’m glad of it. Whites are wimps and race traitors and they deserve everything they get and more.

Notice that no white came to this sick white man’s aid.

No, the lesson here is what all white people know about blacks.

Note I said “know,” not “assume.” If Africa were threatened by massive non-black immigration, whites would be expected to lead to the defense of the existence of the black race. When every leader demands massive third world immigration into ALL white countries and ONLY into white countries, we all know it’s silly to ask a black person to help us fight it. They are incapable of that, and we all know it.

This racist goes so deep that nobody but Bob Whitaker would ever notice it.

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God’s Special Pets?

I wrote this to a retired Methodist minister.

Fashionable preachers must tell Buddhists and others that Jesus wasn’t all that special, but the Jews are. After all, they must demand that America kill an awfully lot of people and spend a lot of money to help Israel keep the land it took from the Arabs.

You are in the position the Church was in when Galileo proved that earth is not the center of the universe. The idea that Jews invented monotheism and were God’s special pets was OK in the Middle Ages, but it’s silly now.

It will take a long time before the churches stop justifying all those killings in the name of The Chosen People, just as it took the church until the early 1800s to let Galileo back in the Roman Church.

I understand Pope John Paul recently forgave Galileo once and for all for his crime of being a heretic.

It will be a while before theologians stop demanding killing and billions of dollars for God’s Chosen Country in Israel, just as it took a long time after Galileo for the church to stop killing people who said the earth wasn’t the center of the universe.

If you admit Israel is not God’s central concern, you might lose your pension.

Anyway, all that will be needed is a change of fashion for Israel to go out of style, and, once Europe has a Moslem majority, that change of fashion will be right along.

As you said, it takes two hundred pages to justify this nonsense now, and it’s getting longer every day.

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Church Unity?

I have been attacking preachers a lot lately, and this gives me the fear that some Catholics might think I’m a good guy. I am NOBODY’S good guy.

So let me take a blast at the Pope here. Everybody loves him, like everybody loves Winston Churchill and the group that calls itself The Greatest Generation.

The Roman catholic Church has Eastern Rite Churches. These are churches whose entire ritual is Eastern Orthodox, with a single exception. That exception is that in their Nicene Creed they says that the Holy Spirit proceeds from “the Father and the Son” while Eastern Orthodoxy says the Holy Spirit proceeds only from the Father.

Both churches have murdered and demand a lot of people over that.

Jesus said “of such is the Kingdom of Heaven,” referring to children. Those must have been some extraordinary children if they stayed awake at night worrying about whether the Holy proceeds from the Father and the Son or just from the Father.

Anyway, this is called the filioque, and having the right filioque is what God is all about, say the theologians.

I think I already pointed out that all theologians are psychopaths.

Anyway, Eastern Rite churches are interesting. The Ukrainian Eastern Rite Church has millions of members. The Melkite and Marionite Churches, both Lebanese Eastern Rite, make up most of the Christian population of Lebanon, which used to be the only Arab country with a Christian majority.

Eastern Rite priests are Roman Catholic priests, but they are married. In the Orthodox Church a priest can be married if he marries before ordination. A lot of Orthodox priests finish seminary and put off their ordination until they are married. Eastern Rite priests do the same thing.

I said, “Eastern Rite priests are Roman Catholic priests, but they are married. ” An Eastern Rite priest would not like that sentence. They insist that they are Orthodox. The local Greek Orthodox priest told me that part of their regular reading is Melkite writings.

The Catholic Church recognizes an Orthodox priest and an Orthodox service to be as valid as a Catholic one, and vice-versa.

So recently the Melkite Church asked that their members be allowed to go to either Orthodox or Roman Catholic services, as they chose, in the many places where there is no Melkite Church. It was the Pope who refused, for all his talk about Church Unity.

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