There have seldom been weddings that were as restricted as the one Jesus blessed at Cana. Not only was the marriage restricted to two Jews, but it had to be the right SECT of Jews. And Jesus did say to one person, “Are you not a descendant of David, etc.?”
In other words, no one would have been married at Cana by a quick conversion.
But Traditional Values people tell us that if there had been any restrictions on the wedding of Cana, any good “Christian” would have shouted “Foul!”
It doesn’t matter if the children will be ugly (see piece below) or if it’s genocidal or anything else. All that matter to the Family Values type is that a guy in a dress stands in front of the couple, waves his arms, and shouts, “SHAZAM!”
The next frame is a lightening bolt striking with a resounding “Boom!”
And the couple is now Married, which is ALL that matters.
I know liberals are silly, too. But I can’t imagine anything liberal that is more droolingly ridiculous than this “Shazam! Boom! Sambo and his blond are MARRIED and that is all that matters forever.”
#1 by Alan on 01/13/2007 - 2:54 am
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the other day I seen a grandmother get out of her car with two grand kids. Ske was white and the kids were both black mixed boys with ashen colored hair, the poor kids looked so odd. No matter how you mix it, black and white is always black and the kids will be the ones to suffer.