I may be exaggerating, but it hard for me to think of a single neoconservative who has not written a book saying that professors are biased to the left.

So when somebody writes me a note telling me they agree with my book and professors are baised, it just makes my little heart go plippity-plop. I want to thank them, so I call up to find out what the visting hours are at their retarded home.

If that is all you got our of my book you badly need mental help.

Today when a man puts on a black dress, he becomes the Constitution of the United States.

The Constitution stands above Congress and the President. Once a man in black dress “interprets the Constitution,” nobody else matters.

What is hilarious is that the Constitution itself declares its only authority to be “We the People of the United States… and OUR Posterity.”

“We the People of the United Staes.. and OUR Posterity” is EXACTLY what the guy in the black dress says the Constitution is NOT. He says the purpose of HIS Constitution is to keep the people in line. It’s to make sure nobody born here thinks he has any special rights.

So trial by jury is subject to the guy in the black dress.

Why?

What does he know? He knows what he calls The Law and the Opinions and The Precedents.

So what? There is no evidence that his Precidents and his Opinions and his Law have ever caused the slightest bit of justice. In fact, all the evidence is the opposite.

Who the hell IS this guy in a black dress?

Who the hell are the two and a half million lawyers in America who take up ALL the talent we could use for nurses and technologists and cost us over a million dollars each in interference with the rest of us, which is all they do.

So the judges INSTRUCT the jurors. WHY? Trial by jury means trial by JURY. Your average guy, the defendant’s peer, can figure him out better than some guy with a lifetime income and lots of years in law school.

What the hell are those judges doing for a living? What the hell are those lawyers doing for a living?

I’m paying for it, so maybe I have the right to ask.

I was country when country wasn’t cool. I was telling the ignorant snobs that the country folks were right.

Unfortunately, after we won big victories, every preacher is now pushing nonsense that would embarrass a cow.

There is a group that is trying to ban any bad language on cable. Children might see it, they say, so everybody has to be treated like a child.

Let me make an unsophisticated comment here:

Go to hell.