I have gotten a number of letters from Ed McMahon, who never lies, telling me I am inches away from winning ten million dollars. He has written me for years, so the time must be near.
Besides that, I have gotten e-mails from several lotteries telling me I have won their Grand Prize.
If that isn’t enough, I keep getting urgent e-mail from Africans explaining that they are telling me, and only me, that they have access to a hundred million dollars and if I will help them with only a measly few bucks, I can have a major portion of it.
I PAY money to do this blog. So my soon-to-come wealth wouldn’t seem to be a problem. But being wildly rich is a full time job. When I have to spend all my time drinking and womanizing down in Aruba, can I keep this up, too?
#1 by Lord Nelson on 04/27/2007 - 8:48 pm
I have an African who wants to put a million pounds into my bank account so I can invest it for her and her daughter.
All I have to do is e-mail my bank details to make this happen.
But when I am rich, I will still be here doing my bit, and I will still answer to the name LORD Nelson.
So money wont change me!
#2 by Bob on 04/27/2007 - 10:39 pm
That’s okay for YOU. But a year of womanizing OR drinking In Aruba or anywhere
else would KILL me.
So I couldn’t do the blog unless you could arrange one hell of a seance.